cursor by thetremblingofmyhand Never Grow Up

    the-lady-of-mirkwood:

    dontknowchev:



    What a waste of space.

    did you just

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  1. punwhileyoustillcan:

    davejaded:

    spacethefinalfuck:

    lohanofficial:

    this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

    THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

    -sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

    Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

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    • me:   should i make a sarcastic comment or not

    ahwuu:

    Ryan can’t pronounce “apex”. Gavin is always there to help him out. 

    x / x

    (via the-rooster-to-your-teeth)

  2. vancity604778kid:

    ultrafacts:

    She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

    (via the-rooster-to-your-teeth)

  3. thetremblingofmyhaunt:

    princcess:

    The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

    My teacher was lecturing and she paused to let something sink in and it was dead silent except for
    [siri activation tone] “I’m sorry I did not catch that”

  4. artificialhusband:

    my mom announced at dinner that she’s famous on the internet because she has 3 followers on pinterest and doesn’t even know one of them in real life 

    (via popunkmermaid)

    (x/x)

    (Source: thegavichal, via ragehappyhunter)

  5. lame-waves:

    i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

    (via popunkmermaid)

  6. masturbrightside:

    when will my motivation return from war

    (Source: hexgurls, via confirmance)

    supersmashkev:

    I want this one

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  8. miss-nerdgasmz:

    I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

    NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
    (plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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